![]() I knew the risk but couldn't stop myself.In case you haven’t noticed, human beings are gross. We came out to each other via text, and our bond and. ![]() As much as we like to pretend we’re perfectly clean and sterile little flowers that always smell good and always behave appropriately, we are not. Couples are gross in their relationships, women are totally disgusting in the stuff we do when we’re alone, and yes, dudes, too, are pretty nauseating when they’re left to their own devices. While, based on my own alone behavior, I’ve always assumed women take the cake on disgustingness, crowdsourcing the men in my life made me realize we’re actually pretty tame in our behavior. We may like to sniff our crotches every time we pee, or admire the lovely swirling of our period blood in the toilet, but at least we know when to change our sheets and would never, ever think of sending one of our friends a photo of our poop. You just hold it in your mouth a little then spit it discreetly out while he's still moaning. We asked some guys what gross behavior they're guilty of when they're alone, and, I gotta say, even I found myself gagging a bit. I thought that was what one was expected to do. Like, of course you like him enough to have his cock in your mouth, sucking him to make him cum, he does, in your mouth, so you swallow it, natch. In case you're still in the dark on this topic, here are 25 totally vile things men do when they think no one is looking.
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